congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️
No rerolling unless you get a pkmn you're already obsessed with! Do you like your new favorite? 😌
No offense but where are the male porn bots
where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?
Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need
I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥
Can someone PLEASE answer my question
genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.
presented without commentary or apology
slam that fucking unmute button
“I know I’ve heard this before. Is this from an anime or someth-OH FUCK!”
Nope. This can only be posted on Wednesday March 22nd. So I’m gonna schedule it.
(This was scheduled back in 2019 btw. Hi, future!)
TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
wow this is just a bad date in fiction
It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…
march fifteenth
The fifteenth of March
day 15!!
i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds
this is the same movie that has a character with an ass thats twice the size of her body
And it was a cinematic masterpiece
and it was a cinematic masterpiece
